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The Contract
by Stacie Spielman

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Chapter 1 of The "Contract"

The brown clay pot lay in shards, scattered about the redwood deck.  Sidestepping the dirt to avoid soiling his shoes, the architect glared at the startled vandal.  "Drop the geranium and back off."

Standing his ground, uprooted geranium clenched in his beak, the fearless gander returned the glare through one beady eye, daring his master to come and get it.

"Damn it, Ruben, I don't have time for this," David fumed.  "If Thelma comes out here and sees what you've done, we'll both be dead meat.  Now drop the friggin' flower!"

From inside the house, David could hear the roaring whine of the "sweeper" working its way toward his den.  "You hear that, Ruben?  Thelma's coming."  Just for a moment, David was tempted – really tempted – to leave the mess for Thelma to find, and let Ruben fend for himself.  It would serve him right for tormenting the old lady.  But no. That would be tempting fate.  David loved them both, and had no desire to see either do the other one in. 

Stooping to collect the remains of the pot, David watched the goose from the corner of his eye. He really didn't have time for this.  He was due at the banquet hall in less than two hours.

When he'd first received the invitation, David hadn't intended to go.  But that was before the realtor in charge had told him Pat Forbes' ex would be there.  A few phone calls had confirmed what he'd suspected.  The ex Mrs. Forbes' business was in the black, but barely.  With the debts she'd inherited from Forbes, she didn't stand a chance in ten of digging herself out in the foreseeable future.

Dark eyes twinkling despite his irritation, David swept the spilled dirt through the cracks in the deck.  Fate had dealt him a winning hand.  He'd played the lead card yesterday morning when he mailed the registered letter.  The next move was up to Kelly.

 

Kelly's gray-blue eyes reflected her concern as she thanked the postman and closed the door.  Drawing a quavery breath, she tried to still the trembling of her hands as she ripped open the registered letter.

"So?" her roommate prodded.  "Who's it from?"

The letterhead embossed on the linen-textured paper was bold, yet glaringly conservative, as if the sender were so confident of his own abilities that he felt no need to flaunt them.  "It's from an architect," Kelly said in a puzzled voice.  "Someone named David Crowley."

The pudgy blonde took a last slurp from her strawberry shake, then hefted herself onto the kitchen barstool and dabbed at her freckled nose. "Why would an architect be sending you a registered letter?"

Skimming the first page of the letter, Kelly brushed a dark strand of hair from her face and shook her head as if trying to clear a fog.  "Apparently, Pat hired him to do a job, then bagged out on the bill."  Flipping to the second page, she stiffened.

"What is it?" Jan asked.  "You look like you've seen a ghost."

As quickly as the blood had drained from Kelly's face, it rose to stain her cheeks with a crimson flush.  "He says since Pat contracted the job while he was married to me, I owe him half.  That's twenty thousand dollars!"

"Twenty thousand bucks! That means the original bill was forty thousand smackaroos!   What did Pat do?  Hire this guy to design a mansion for his harem?"

"Something even more ridiculous than that."   Kelly's soft voice held traces of a faint Virginia accent acquired during summers spent with grandparents as a child. "Apparently Pat hired this guy to design and draw plans for a colonial shopping center!  Pat doesn't have any experience in property development.  Have you ever heard anything more ridiculous?"  

Legally, Kelly knew Crowley had a case.  By California law, she was responsible for half of her ex-husband's debts, even though she'd had no part in the deal.  Crumpling the letter and flinging it across the room, Kelly blinked back the tears that had sprung to her eyes. 

"Maybe you could take out an insurance policy on Pat, then flush him down the toilet," Jan suggested. 

Despite the absurdity of the suggestion, Kelly had to admit it held a macabre appeal. "Wishful thinking will get us nowhere.  Did you take care of the banquet decorations?"

"Nothing like switching horses midstream," Jan answered.  "Of course I took care of the decorations.  Table settings are already in place. And the flower arrangements, if I do say so myself, are drop-dead gorgeous."

Kelly didn't even know why she bothered to ask.  Others, she couldn't be sure of, but she always knew she could count on Jan.  "Did Pete deliver the salmon?"

  "Salmon and salad makings are in the fridge at the banquet hall," Jan answered.  "The rest is on the counter.  Marilyn said the first guests will be there around six." 

Sometimes Kelly wondered what she'd do without Jan's help.  If she hadn't had Jan to handle the legwork and decorations, these past few weeks would have been pure hell.  But someday it would all be worth it.  She'd have Pat's debts paid off, and could get on with her life.  She'd had hopes of Jan's staying on permanently.  But now Jan was thinking in terms of marriage, and if Frank had his way she'd be giving up her half of the catering partnership to work with him in his upholstery shop.  Though Kelly would never try to influence her friend's decision, she secretly had her fingers crossed that Jan would decide against it.

Feeling as if she were fettered with lead weights, Kelly flopped onto the over-stuffed sofa and pulled off the mauve pumps she had worn for this afternoon's bridal shower.  The living room was comfortably, but inexpensively furnished in "early garage sale," as Jan liked to describe it.  They'd had the blue sofa and chairs reupholstered in a soft nubby fabric to complement the profusion of floral throw pillows scattered about the room.  Kelly had designed the ceramic lamps, and refinished the oak end tables herself.

With an effort, Kelly picked up her shoes and pulled herself to her feet with a sigh.  She needed to arrive at the banquet hall at least an hour and a half in advance to prepare the food and make certain everything was in order. That left less than an hour to shower, get dressed, and drive across town. There wouldn't be time to eat before she left.  She'd just have to grab a quick bite at the hall.

Clad in a V-necked black silk dress with pearls and matching earrings, Kelly opened the heavy metal door and climbed into the converted van.  The van had once served as a plumbing truck, and had come pre-equipped with storage shelves.  Aside from a major clean-up, the only conversion it had required was a coat of blue paint, the installation of a refrigerator/freezer, and a calligraphic sign reading Petit Fours to Shish Kabobs.  The name was meant to convey a menu that ranged from elegant pastries to patio fare.  Apparently it was working.  Since changing the name from "Catering to Your Needs," business had nearly doubled.   

As a general rule, Jan handled the kids' parties and casual assignments, leaving the midstream and elegant to Kelly.  Tonight's banquet fell somewhere in between.

Unlike most caterers in the area who "dressed down" for work and stayed in the kitchen out of sight, Kelly preferred to dress for the occasion, and usually did the serving herself. Woven throughout her sable French braid tonight were sprigs of mint leaves and baby's breath.  She was aware that the effect of black hair and clothing was a stunning contrast to the blue-gray of her eyes.  Black hair and blue eyes were hereditary traits peculiar to her father's side of the family.  Kelly had inherited her slender build from her mother.  Waving through the window, she called a good-bye to Jan, then started the engine and put the van in gear.

Twenty minutes later, she arrived at the banquet hall.  The parking lot was empty, as she'd known it would be.  Despite the fact that the lot was well lit and she could see a light in the kitchen, Kelly parked the van by the kitchen door to unload.  Within moments, she had transferred the lemon ices from catering van freezer to kitchen, and donned a ruffled apron. 

The tossed salad was simple to prepare, and quickly dispensed into large salad bowls.  The French bread and tri-mustard tomato salad took a bit more time... Trying not to dwell on thoughts of David Crowley, Kelly slid twelve loaves of bread into the upper oven, and assembled her tomato salad ingredients.   What am I going to do if Jan decides to quit? she worried.  The holiday season was just ahead.  There was no way the workload could be handled alone, and training a replacement for Jan could take months!  

Mindful of the onions' pungent aroma, Kelly carried them to the stainless steel sink and turned on a stream of cold water.  Within moments, sans tears, onions had been peeled, sliced and separated, and tossed with the other salad ingredients.

Already, her feet were beginning to ache.  As much time as her job required being on her feet, one would think she'd know better than to come to work wearing new shoes that hadn't been broken in.  Kicking them off, she checked the clock to make sure she was still on schedule. 

The cool linoleum floor felt good to her stockinged feet as she tossed the salad in the tri-mustard vinaigrette.  It had taken her three years to pay off her share of Pat's debts.  Three years of dreading to open the mail. Now, just as she'd gotten her head above water, it was starting all over again.

Damn Pat for getting her into such a mess.  And damn David Crowley for choosing now to send his bill!  With this disturbing thought in mind, Kelly put the salads in the walk-in fridge and went to check the dining hall.

  The twelve tables in the banquet hall were covered with white linen cloths, and had been set with chip-resistant dinnerware and blue fan-folded napkins.  At the center of each table, Jan had placed a sprawling floral arrangement of purple tinted daisies accented with ferns and baby's breath.  Freshly polished chandeliers and a gleaming hardwood floor served to add warmth to the banquet setting.  

With a glow of satisfaction, Kelly returned to the adjoining kitchen where the scent of bell peppers, vinegar, and onions hung heavily in the air.  A faint tickle ran up the back of her calf, and for a moment Kelly thought it was a spider.  Twisting her leg and bending to look, she groaned.  A narrow, but obvious runner was inching its way up her leg.  The hardwood floor had snagged her nylons.  Thank Heaven she always had the foresight to bring an extra pair.

A quick glance at the wall clock confirmed that she had adequate time before guests were due to arrive.  There was no need to go to the restroom to change.  She could do it right here.  Reaching beneath the silk skirt of her dress, Kelly peeled the snagged panty hose down below her knees. 

She was seated on the white linoleum floor, skirt hiked to the groin, intent on the task of working the nylons off over her feet when the kitchen door swung open.   Heated blood rushed to her face at the sight of the intruder looming in the doorway.  "Oh!" she gasped. "I – I was – Who–?"  Having temporarily lost the power of speech, Kelly stumbled to her feet, still bound by the ruined panty hose.

Undisturbed by her obvious state of embarrassment, the man at the door eyed her bare legs appreciatively.  He was tall – at least 6'2" – with a rugged physique clearly visible beneath the fine cloth of his black suit.  His thick dark hair was casually cut, with one stubborn sprig that split from the rest to feather across his tan forehead. "Excuse me.  I was looking for the caterer, Kelly Barrister.  Is she here?"

At the sound of her name on the stranger's lips, Kelly's heart, already racing, threatened to burst.  Stepping out of her nylons, Kelly looked up at the intruder, forcing her eyes to meet his insolent gaze.  She was 5'7" in her bare feet.  Judging from the way the man towered over her, she'd been right in guessing him to be over six feet.   She had no idea who he was, or how he came to be looking for her.  But the dining hall was empty.  She was on her own.  She couldn't risk identifying herself; not until she found out what he wanted. "Kelly couldn't make it tonight," she rasped.  "I'm her room-mate, Jan.  Can I help you?"

The stranger's eyes danced with apparent amusement.  "No," he demurred.  "I really need to speak to Miss Barrister herself.  I hope she isn't sick."

"No," Kelly assured him.  "She's fine.  She just had to – " Her mind was scrabbling for a plausible explanation.  She'd never been good at lying, especially on the spur of the moment.  "She had to stay home and – bake."

"Bake?"

"Cookies. Lots of cookies.  She – She's having a birthday party tomorrow – a party for her nephew.  She's doing the cake and cookies tonight."

"In that case, since she's at home, I could call her tonight," the man replied.  "All I need now is her phone number."

"No!" Kelly cried.  "I mean, she's probably very busy.  If you'll just leave your name, I'll tell her you were asking." 

"Thank you, but no."  The man's voice was deep, with a faint accent Kelly couldn't identify.  "I'd prefer to surprise Miss Barrister myself."

Kelly's heart was beating so loudly, she wondered if he could hear it.  "Oh," she said in a hollow voice.  "Then, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.  If you go back out the way you came, the banquet hall's through the double doors on the right."  Please, dear God, let him leave without trouble.

The dark-haired man left without further comment, leaving Kelly to puzzle over who he was, why he was looking for her, and how he had known he would find her here.  Whatever the answer, it couldn't be good.  He was probably a friend – or enemy – of Patrick's, trying to track her down.

Twenty minutes later, aware of the sound of arriving guests, Kelly opened the swinging doors a crack to see if Marilyn Fletcher had arrived.  The flamboyant realtor was easy to spot, with her flaming red hair and lime green suit.  She was seated at the center table, waving her hands in an animated discussion with the man who had come here looking for Kelly.

Catching Kelly's eye, the realtor rose and excused herself.  As she rose, the man stood also, turning his dark gaze toward the kitchen door and sending a chill the length of Kelly's spine.  Apparently the man had a tic in his eye.  She couldn't have seen him wink.

Quickly turning away, Kelly drew a shaky breath.  The man in black had obviously used some form of deception to wangle an invitation to the banquet.  But how could he have known he would find her here?

When Marilyn opened the swinging doors, the musky scent of her cologne preceded her into the kitchen.  "We'll give the guests ten or fifteen minutes to mingle, then you can serve the bread and salads. The table arrangements are beautiful, by the way, and the bread smells heavenly.  You and Jan have done it again."

Still shaken, Kelly drew a shallow breath and turned to face the realtor.  "Thanks," she said with a tight smile.  "I needed that."

When the realtor had gone, Kelly turned back toward the counter and ticked off a last minute checklist of things that had yet to be done.  It had taken every ounce of will power she could muster to avoid asking Marilyn about the man in black.  The only thing that had prevented her asking was that she didn't want to admit to Marilyn that the man was here looking for her.

Mindless panic rose in Kelly's chest as she frantically searched for an explanation.  Maybe Pat had borrowed from the Mob!  He had never been choosy about where his money came from.  Once when she'd dared to question him, Pat had said she was better off not knowing.  Suppose this was a Mafia hit man, sent here to crush her kneecaps if she didn't tell him where to find Pat!  Suppose, Heaven forbid, he refused to believe she didn't know where Pat was?

With this disquieting thought in mind, Kelly loaded the bread and salad bowls onto the serving cart and backed into the banquet room, pulling the cart through the double doors.  Careful to avoid eye contact with the alleged mobster, Kelly nervously distributed the salad bowls and bread baskets, then returned to the kitchen to check on the salmon filets and put the rice and string beans on to steam.  So far so good.  Now for the drinks.

Pushing the cart ahead of her, Kelly moved among the noisy tables serving beverages, and greeting familiar guests.  As she approached the table where the dark-haired man was seated, Kelly steeled herself for the encounter.  "Coffee?  Tea? Or punch?"

"The coffee smells good," the man replied, looking up with an appraising glance.  "Black, with two sugars."

This time there was no mistaking it.  That was no tic.  He had winked at her!  What kind of cat and mouse game was he playing – toying with her like a ball on a string?

Serving his coffee with trembling hands, Kelly drew a calming breath.  It wasn't like her to be this easily rattled.  He probably hadn't been sent by the Mob at all.  He was probably just planning a party, and needed to hire a caterer.   Why couldn't she believe that? 

"You look very nice with that baby's breath in your hair," the man said in a voice too quiet to draw attention.  "I see you've managed to change your nylons."

A slow burn rose to stain Kelly's cheeks at the remark about her nylons.  Ignoring both the compliment and the barb, she moved to the next table without comment. 

When she'd finished at last with the drinks, Kelly retreated to the kitchen to load the remaining bowls and platters.  Arching her back to relieve the ache, she heaved a shaky sigh.  Just one more serving round, then she could eat....

She'd saved a small plate of food for herself.  The kitchen had no bar stools, so she ate standing up.  How would an acquaintance of Patrick's even a mobster have finagled an invitation to a real estate dinner? The man in the dark suit might be a potential investor.  But unless the Mob had gone legit, Kelly doubted he would be here as a lender.  Immersed in her thoughts, she barely tasted her dinner. 

By opening the kitchen door a crack to peer out, Kelly could see that most of the guests had finished and would soon be ready for dessert.

As she made her way around the tables serving seconds on drinks and collecting empty plates, Kelly could feel the dark man's gaze upon her.  The closer she came to his table, the more apprehensive she became.

"Would you like a refill on your coffee?"

"I think I'll have tea this time around."  He was looking at her in a way that, had Kelly not known why he was here, she might have welcomed as a sign of attraction.

"Well then," she said nervously, "Would you like tea in your sugar?"

The catch light in the man's dark eyes danced.  "Sure.  Why not?  I've never had it that way before."

Blushing, Kelly poured his tea and used tongs to deposit the sugar cubes.  Would you like tea in your sugar?  He must have thought she was the village idiot!  Unable to shake that unsettling thought, Kelly returned to the now sweltering kitchen. 

Normally, the ceiling fans handled the heat, but tonight only one was working.  To make matters worse, one of the fluorescent bulbs had begun flickering.  Quickly unloading the plates into the sink, Kelly muttered a prayer that the lights would stay lit.  The last thing she needed was to be stuck in the dark trying to clean the kitchen with a mobster in the building – even if he did just happen to be the sexiest thing since caviar.

Kelly's heart was racing as she wiped the cart and loaded the lemon desserts.  Already, the ices were beginning to melt.  If she didn't get them out of this kitchen soon, she'd be serving the guests lemonade!

Uncomfortably aware of the perspiration beginning to trickle between her breasts, Kelly wheeled the dessert cart into the hall.  If she could just get through this round without incident... 

"Dessert?  Would you like a lemon ice this evening?"

When she came to the mobster's table, the mobster narrowed his eyes.  "Your roommate must look a lot like you.  You fit the description I was given:  slender figure, black hair, blue-gray eyes..."

"I'm sure there must be a thousand women who fit that description," Kelly chirped.  Crabs.  Now on top of everything else she was losing her voice.  Taking a lemon ice from the serving cart, she leaned forward with the intention of setting it on the table in front of him.

"Your hand's shaking, Miss – What was the name again?"

"J-Jan Hastings," Kelly stammered.  "Just call me Jan."

"Alright – Jan.  Here, let me help you."  In an effort to take the dessert from her hand, the man inadvertently brushed her wrist.

Startled, Kelly jumped back at his touch, tipping the sherbet bowl in her haste.  The rapidly melting lemon ice slipped out of the bowl and plopped into his lap.  It was the mobster's turn to be startled.  Leaping to his feet with a yelp, he dabbed at the front of his pants with his napkin.

Kelly's cheeks flamed as she stared in horror at the hit man's fly where the lemon ice had struck before falling to the floor.

The red-haired realtor, acting on impulse, plunged her napkin into her water glass and hurriedly wrung it dry.  Dabbing the lemon spot on the mobster's pants, she breathlessly apologized. "I'm so sorry, Mr. Crowley.  I just don't know how this could have happened."

The name hit Kelly like a blow to the stomach.  Crowley? she thought sickly.  Did she say Crowley?  Surely he couldn't be –

"Don't worry about it.  I'm fine," Crowley croaked, pushing the cloth away with a pained expression.  "The accident was my fault.  I'm afraid I startled Miss Hastings when I accidentally bumped her hand."

"Hastings?" Marilyn echoed.  "Oh no.  You're confused.  Jan Hastings is Kelly's partner."  Oblivious to Kelly's discomfort, Marilyn rushed through the introduction. "David Crowley, this is Kelly Barrister.  Kelly Barrister, David Crowley. You may have heard of him. Mr. Crowley is an architect."

Burying her face in her hands, Kelly spun on her heel and ran from the room, knocking the cart out of her way in her haste.  She had never been so embarrassed in her life – dropping a frozen dessert in a dinner guest's lap; mistaking an architect for a mobster!  If she lived to be a hundred, she would never forget this night. 

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